I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

thumb_up thumb_down +3

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

knock knock come in

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

thumb_up thumb_down +3

that wall over there ->

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops