Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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BIG MAC'S

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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