A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Female Orgasms

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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