- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

someone called someone else a frog

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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