Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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