- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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