- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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