A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A storm be brewin!

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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