- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What's big and long? My dick.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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