I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Yanter, Look it up

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Men's rights

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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