You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What black and has children A black man

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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