lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

I like that, but why am I happy?

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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