Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

why did you poop because you are a poop

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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