- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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