what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

If life gives you lemonade.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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