What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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