- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??