- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

whats gay and american? a gay american

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

class is canceled. My professor died.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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