- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

i like turtles

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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