Reading the Terms and Conditions

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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