- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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