- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

The word "Walter" is never funny.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Whose your daddy? Not me

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

why did you poop because you are a poop

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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