- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

I killed someone on minecraft.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

guess what what ...

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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