- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

You are joking right?

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

The Labour Party.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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