Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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