What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Amanda Knox walks home free.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

So FDR walks into a bar.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

ure mama's so fat

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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