Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Happy Monday!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Anti Joke

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