What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A guy walks into a bar

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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