ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

there once was a black man who played basketball

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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