- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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