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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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