What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Cancer. Super Cancer.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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