Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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