that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

watch me nae nae

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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