What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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