roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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