What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A Duck walks into a bar.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Donald Trump.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Women's rights.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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