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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

A baby seal walks into a club.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Eric is gay Ha

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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