- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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