- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??