An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Nobody cares maddie!

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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