The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Obama = ebola

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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