Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Equal rights!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Anti Joke

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