- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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