- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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