- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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