how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Andoni was here

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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