Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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