Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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