Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Men's rights

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Anti Joke

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