What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Men's rights

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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