- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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