what did the cat say to the potato? meow

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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