what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

I had a really great joke to tell you!

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

No!

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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