A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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