why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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