what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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