whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Pickles are powerful

my egg roll

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What's better than a stick? A stone

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

your brother so fine that hes skinney

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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