- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

every cloud has a silver lining

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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