- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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