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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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