why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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