- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Wait! hundred billions!

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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