- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

my penis

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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