Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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