- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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