What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

anti jokes are really funny

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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