What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

j.p. is dumb

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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