So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

thumb_up thumb_down -12

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

thumb_up thumb_down -12

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops