How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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what is orange? an orange

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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