Killing your friend as a joke.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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