why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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