What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Blacks

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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