- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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