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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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