What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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