- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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