- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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