how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

what is 3+3= 8

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Anti Joke

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