Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Denard Robinson

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Anti Joke

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