- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

13 =B you just learned something

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Oh, right

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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