- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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