pull my finger (farts)

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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