Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Asian women drivers...

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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