Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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