A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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