You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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