- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Knock Knock.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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