What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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I love you

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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