Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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