- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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