How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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