- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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