I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What has two legs? Half a cat

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

star wars kid

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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