- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Prostitution is bad.......

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Boob

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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