Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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i hate non minorities!

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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