What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A car walks into a bar.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What's one plus one? two.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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