- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

what are three short words? i a am

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

my egg roll

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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