The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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