There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Want to hear a joke? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anyone can post anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

thumb_up thumb_down -20

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats cold and frozen? ice

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -20

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops