your mom was so fat that she died.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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read this sentence again.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Happy Monday!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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