You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Dumb

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

what is the world worst joke? this one

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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