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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

I had 99 problems Solved them all

it's funny because it's funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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