Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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